I went to the express checkout to purchase my items. And after purchasing my items, a checker who saw me leaving with my bag, ran after me and said,” Sir did you purchase those items?” I said “Yes”. He then asked for my receipt. I have worked in retail, and I know that the one thing you cannot do, is to assume that a customer stole something without proof. Not only that, an item is not stolen, until you exit the building. I said to the cashier, “did you see me stealing something?” The cashier said “no”. By that time I had three security guards around me, two managers, and I was now the evening’s entertainment for everyone still waiting in the express checkout line.
Then the second manager, goes to the checkout machine where I had made my purchase, to get a receipt, and walks up to me and says, “Here is your receipt, Sir”. I’m like, what the fuck? Why would I need a receipt if I already have one, I asked myself? I told the second manager that I purchased the items in my possession. And if that is the second purchase receipt now in your possession, then why are you still asking me if I purchased my items? Am I the only one not on drugs tonight? I said, “I want an apology from the cashier for accusing me of theft”. He then asked the cashier to apologize to me. And that is what he did.
In life you sometimes have to make sacrifices
Professor Bunch putting me in a wrist lock of no return